Nutrisystem: Day 1

It was hard to peel myself from my comfy bed this morning knowing it was the first day of our Nutrisystem diet... and ultimately starvation.

I thought I picked a safe breakfast item (poppy seed muffins) to ease into this whole thing slowly... WRONG.

Words/phrases that accurately describe the muffins:

hard, dry, packed-with-preservatives, mealy, dry-mouth-inducing, stale, etc., etc.

I've been trying really hard to finish them... the best method so far has been taking a bite and then gulping a huge mouthful of water.

It's gonna be a long month.